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[Dec. 30th, 2008|01:53 pm] |
Last minute confessions before the new year, maybe? Or something. IDK. But ply nicely and prove that we CAN have nice things around her, dammit. Gaybe can GTFO.
Tell me how you feel about me, tell me how you feel about someone else, get something off your chest, admit something you can't manage face to face, or just say something stupid, name names, keep it cryptic, but tell me something. Under your journal or anonymous, doesn't matter, I just want to hear from everyone. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|02:27 am] |
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[Nov. 4th, 2008|10:36 pm] |
IF THE WORLD WAS MEAN GIRLS:
During the dance party, we realized something and it goes as follows.
The United States is the Regina George of countries. They're an attention whore who want to run everything.
Which would make Canada Gretchen Wieners - the one who wants to be popular and BFF!!!1!1!!!! with Regina, but keeps failing miserably. GTFO.
Mexico is Karen because she cozies up to anyone who will have her.
So, China would be Cady Heron, because they want to bring the US down and totally don't like the US. Damn Chinese.
England is Janice Ian because they used to be BIFFLES until the US wouldn't let them go to their party. WE CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH US OR SOMETHING.
South America..... SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
France would be Damien because, well.... you know.
Japan would be the cool Asians.
Italy would be Aaron Samuels because they look sexy with their hair pushed back CHINA WILL YOU PLEASE TELL THEM THEY LOOK SEXY WITH THEIR HAIR PUSHED BACK?!
The Ukraine would be Caroline Kraft, the girl with the snaggletooth and I don't know why. Just because. Although, in theory, this could also be Britain.
Australia would be the girl who uses super jumbo tampons because they have a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow.
Spain would be Kevin G. -- the G is silent when he creeps in through the door.
Barack Obama is is Glen Coco. ALL THE VOTES FOR YOU GLENN COCO. YOU GO GLENN COCO! and none for John McCain.
Cuba would be Ms. Norbury because they're drug pushers.
Russia would be Regina's mom because we keep her young :')
India would be the Asian nerds.
PS. Canada is just a less hot version of the US.
PPS. I'VE GOT THE LOBSTER. |
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